This is Deacon's first ever email. We were making arrangements to head to dinner at the home of our friends Stephen and Erica. Deacon dictated this message to them. Ellie served as amanuensis.
Dear Stephen and Erica,
Come stay to your house the longest. Stephen and Erica come to my house next. Play games with me at my house and I want to play games at your house too. Stephen and Erica go run with me outside of my house and yours. Stephen and Erica Go! I don't want Erica to run. Going is a race sport. I want to run with Stephen. Stephen's great at running. Stephen go fast! Stephen and Erica I want you to run and jump. I want Stephen to do those things. Erica can't do those things. It's too hard for her. I think stephen is the best. Erica is pretty. I love her. I don't like to eat Stephen and Erica. Grown-ups are yucky. Toys are yucky too. That's all.
Love,
Deacon
This reads like Joyce’s Ulysses. I predict Deacon has a bright literary future ahead of him.
Conor
Oh that is precious :)
Hilarious!!! I laughed so hard that I cried!
hysterical!!!!!!
Have him dictate an email to Grandma about our upcoming visit!
thecordialchurchman
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